do it myself



(upbeat music) - [man] at six. (mellow music) - [man] for some reasonwhen i go to the, yeah. (beep) ♫ the comedy of man starts like this ♫ our brains are way toobig for our mother's hips ♫ and so, nature, shedevised this alternative ♫ we emerge half-formed andhope whoever greets us on

♫ the other end ♫ is kind enough ♫ to fill us in ♫ and, babies, that's prettymuch how it's been ever since ♫ now the miracle of birthleaves a few issues to address ♫ like say that half of us areperiodically iron deficient ♫ so somebody's gotta go kill something ♫ while i look after the kids ♫ i'd do it myself, but what

♫ are you gonna get this thing its milk ♫ he says as soon as hegets back from the hunt ♫ we can switch ♫ it's hard not to fall inlove with something so helpless ♫ ladies, i hope we don'tend up regretting this ♫ comedy ♫ now that's what i call pure comedy ♫ just wait until the partwhere they start to believe ♫ they're at the center of everything

♫ and some all powerful being ♫ endowed this horror show with meaning ♫ oh their religions are the best ♫ they worship themselvesyet they're totally obsessed ♫ with risen zombies,celestial virgins, magic tricks ♫ these unbelievable outfits ♫ and they get terribly upset ♫ when you question their sacred texts ♫ written by woman-hating epileptics

♫ their languages justserve to confuse them ♫ their confusion somehowmakes them more sure ♫ they build fortunespoisoning their offspring ♫ and hand out prizes whensomeone patents a cure ♫ where did they find thesegoons they elected to rule them ♫ what makes these clownsthey idolize so remarkable ♫ these mammals are hell-benton fashioning new gods ♫ so they can go on being godless animals ♫ oh comedy

♫ their illusions they'veno choice but to believe ♫ their horizons that just forever recede ♫ and how's this for irony ♫ their idea of being free ♫ is a prison of beliefs ♫ that they never ever have to leave ♫ oh it's like somethingthat a madman would conceive ♫ the only thing that seemsto make them feel alive ♫ is the struggle to survive

♫ but the only thing that they request ♫ is something to numb the pain with ♫ until there's nothing human left ♫ just random matter ♫ suspended in the dark ♫ i hate to say it ♫ but each other's all we've got