*laser noises* *cue happy music* what's up? rob here from man versus pin. brand new intro. brand new studio. more on that to come, but first: cindy commented with this pin a couple weeks back. now, this one has been making it's way around the "pin-o-sphere" for a minute now it's this really cute f**king felted rabbit. now, i've personally have never felted anything before, but it looks pretty easy. alright, first things first: i ordered all of this crap online. some felt, some pins, this pen pin thing
36 bucks for all this s**t?! jesus.. alright, i got this cream colored felt here. uhh, i just took that out and kinda tried stretching *music starts breaking randomly* uhhh and rolling it up or tearing it apart ummm alright, i don't know what the f**k i'm doing. hold on. let me google some s**t. *elevator music plays* alright, i got it. so, i started rolling into a ball like this. *music returns to normal*
uhh, i took out this crazy pen thing. which, has this three little barbed needles on it. and from my understanding, this things help fuse everything together? uhh, i guess you just stab it and then-until, it like, forms the shape that you-that you want it. which, in actuality, takes a reeeally long f**king time. they don't tell you this anywhere on the pin or anywhere on the packaging. *cue dramatic music* but this is a f**king forever process. now, i also got these other felting pins that i'm going to use at the same time. i figured the more pins, the faster it will go. i imagine. *pain noises* god d**m it.
i knew that was going to happen. eventually. that is a nice one though. alright, i'm apparently not coordinated enough for that. so, instead, i'm carefully taping the pins around the pen like this. i'mma call you the death felter 5000 *cue hardcore rock* oh, yeah. that's the stuff right there! f**king taking care of business! *pain noises* aaahhh! f**k you! two down. *music changes to a softer tone* alright, i'm taking it a little slower now. ooohh, f**k me. really?! god d**n it.
how does that come out?! maybe just throw some more felt on top? *sarcastically* yeah, great. that's good enough rabbit body complete. on to it's head. i rolled up another piece, stabbed the s**t out of it and, of course, stabbed myself in the process. again. *cue commercial music* this episode of man versus pin is brought to you by band-aid! comfort sheer for people who felt like a**holes you know what, f**k the death felter 5000. this is some dangerous s**t! i felted the head, some more, with just the regular pen-
ooohh! really?! alright, body and head done, 3 fingers out of the game. now, on to the ears. which is a-a whole nother f**king mystery. i pulled these out of my a**. that's for sure. there you go: ears. i, somehow, managed to make the arms and legs, miraculously, and attached them all together. umm, i did this by stabbing through uhhhh both pieces uhh thus connecting them pretty simple.
*pain noises* aaahhh. f**k! another finger down. woohoo! and another! f**k this pin! alright, this thing is f**king covered in blood. alright, alcohol break. next, i'm just making a few of the facial features out of the little, felted balls. uhh, the nose and the cheeks, uhh, and attaching those. now, the nose needs a little reddish-pink, so i'm going to just steal a little bit of blood here, from, uhhh, one of my fingers.
oh yeah. that looks f**king perfect! i'm adding some indentations for eyes. *cue metal music* uhh, definitely some sadistically pleasurable about stabbing a rabbit in the face 100's of f**king times. but, we won't go into that right now. *silence* *music starts up again, softer* i found some sticky, dot eyes. threw those on along with a little cotton tail. and, bam margera
you "gotch* ya self a felt rabbit. looks just f**king like it. awesome job, rob! you f**king rock! *talks to self* who me? yeah, you! well... *mumbles to self* i'm pretty good.. if, you weren't around last easter, we had a ton of fun here on man versus pin. uhh, you can check out those easter, holiday, related videos on here or in the description. as, you can see, i've got a new set behind me. corinne and i just moved into a new studio, where we have an outside space. so, we can set things on fire, we can blow things up.
so, if you got any outdoor pins, let me know about them in the comments below. we'll see you next time. *scissor cutting noise*. happy easter! *static*
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